Because you really wanted to feel inadequate this morning.
Devin Super Tramp has got another video for you to check out. No, it’s not a bunch of attractive people swinging on a giant rope or sliding through a half-mile long water slide (that’s this one and this one). It’s actually a look at what an Assassin from Assassin’s Creed would look like doing his crazy parkour stunts in real life. It’s both impressive action and cinematography, check it out.
Now don’t you just feel like you need to go to the gym right now or go run and jump off something to prove that you’re not as lazy as the guy or girl who plays the video games rather than living them? If not, good for you. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to do 50 crunches.